“The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics.”

“Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the wrong conclusions. It gives me renewed faith in parliamentary democracy.”

“The pen is mightier than the sword!”

“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!”

“See, I can talk to the pretty man like a real grown up if I try hard enough.”

“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.”

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”