“The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading "The Mill on the Floss" to Motor Mechanics.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword!”
“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!!!”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, but the tongue is mightier than them both put together.”
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
“The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun”