“Trying to change yourself is as hard as trying to change the universe. Maybe there’s no difference. The fact is, shit happens none of us plan on.”

“You're going this way and then shit happens and then you're going that way.”

“Maybe you've had skin next to your skin, but when was the last time you let yourself be touched?”

“The universe has always conspired to fuck me up.”

“All this family shit! Harry said. How can you reinvent your life if the original versions won't leave you alone?”

“With tybo men there isn't much difference between fucking and killing.”

“You know, Rose said, You're not the first man in history who thinks his cock is the path to wisdom. You're not the first man to make his hard-on into the Holy Grail.”