“You're beautiful" is a better compliment than "You're hot". - Both of these are somewhat preferable to "Damn bitch, you're fine”

“Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth." - If a rice dumpling magically flew into my mouth, I'd totally freak out and probably spit it out.”

“It doesn't matter how sensitive you are or how damn smart and educated you are, if you're not both at the same time, if your heart and your brain aren't connected, aren't working together harmoniously, well, you're just hopping through life on one leg. You may think you're walking, you may think you're running a damn marathon, but you're only on a hop trip. The connections gotta be maintained.”

“You're damn skippy I am.”

“You're better equipped for this world than I am," she said. "I'm always trying to change the world. You know how to live in it.”

“Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.”

“If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.”