“If you flip a coin 1000 times, eventually it's going to roll away someplace where you can't get it.”
“They ought to do away with divorce settlements. Instead, both parties should flip a coin. The winner gets to stay where he or she is and keep everything. The loser goes to Paraguay. That´s it.”
“It's like a boulder rolling down a hill - you can watch it and talk about it and scream and say Shit! but you can't stop it. It's just a question of where it's going to go.”
“If I flip a coin, what are the chances I'll get head?”
“You can't go around making plans that have you getting killed as a by-product. Eventually one of them is going to work.”
“You just say the word, and I'll make the rest of the world go away. I'll take you someplace safe, where no one else can reach us.”