“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”

“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.”