“An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.”

“Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.”

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”