“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.”

“It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“I really should come with a warning label.”

“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”