“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”

“Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?”

“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”

“An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”