“Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.”

“It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”

“Maybe you've had skin next to your skin, but when was the last time you let yourself be touched?”

“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”