“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”

“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.”

“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”