“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--”

“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

“I really should come with a warning label.”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”