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Tom Upton - “I really should come with a warning label.”

“I really should come with a warning label.”

Tom Upton

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“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

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“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

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“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”

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“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”

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