“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”

“You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“Maybe anything that anybody ever has is for now. What happened before is gone, and what will happen later is an illusion.”

“An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.”

“I just love things that serve a duel purpose.”