“It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“It was at this time that I formed one of my own insights: it was strange how intelligent people, like Raffles, without being asked, freely spout off their insights and actually expect less intelligent people, like me, to be interested.”

“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”