“...It’s pretty simple, really: having fun can only led to having more fun-- it cannot led to injury, pain, or dismemberment.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”

“I really should come with a warning label.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”