“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”