“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”

“I have never been reduced to begging somebody to leave me alone, but in your case I’ll make an exception.”

“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”

“You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.”