“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”

“I don’t believe it! You’re still interested in the girl, despite the fact that she might be some kind of alien. Does this sickness of yours have any bounds?”

“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”

“Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.”

“You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!”