“We’re here to take over the world-- that’s why we’re starting here in Hamilton, Indiana-- the nerve center of the entire planet.”

“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”

“Some people are born to weirdness,” Jerry said, “and others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”

“It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”