“Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?”

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”

“Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.”

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”

“I’ve always found wildlife very calming-- except when animals are eating each other, of course.”

“You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.”

“Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.”