“You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.”

“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”

“...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything....”

“It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--”

“ "Well-- I don’t know-- the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."”

“All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.”

“Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.”