“bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.”

“THERE WAS A TIME""There was a time, everything was fine.You got drunk on the day like it was wine.And all the children,They put flowers in their hair.And all the grown-ups,They put daggers there instead.”

“There is a terrible beauty to isolation. You don’t have to accept responsibility for others, or live up to their expectations. You could dip your toe into humanity’s maelstrom from time to time, or sit on the river bank and observe.”

“We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.”

“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it doesn’t matter. This world is too goddamn painful to waste a second of your existence sober.”

“Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!”