“I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”
“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”
“The half-full bottle in front of me, is better than a full-frontal lobotomy.”
“But I'd rather help than watch. I'd rather have a heart than a mind. I'd rather expose too much than too little. I'd rather say hello to strangers than be afraid of them. I would rather know all this about myself than have more money than I need. I'd rather have something to love than a way to impress you.”
“I'd rather have names to hurt me, than my bones broken with sticks and stones.”