“it seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off...”

Tom Waits

Tom Waits - “it seems a stray bullet actually pierced...” 1

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