“It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.”
“I think people see death as the hunter, but it's just the ticket taker, the timekeeper. It's the sound of a record playing in the background.”
“It's more important to look good than to feel good.Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live”
“He stared dully at the desolate, cold road and the pale, dead night. Nothing was colder or more dead than his heart. He had loved an angel and now he despised a woman.”
“My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.”
“It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.”