“The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.”

“The big print giveth and the small print taketh away. ”

“The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away.”

“God's away, God's away, God's away on business. Business!”

“The ship is sinkingThe ship is sinkingThere's leak, there's a leak,in the boiler roomThe poor, the lame, the blindWho ore the ones that we kept inchargeKillers, thieves, and lawyersGod's Away, God's awayGod's away on Business”

“Your old home town's so far away, but inside your head there's a record that's playing, a song called 'Hold On”

“it seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off...”