“The cows hovered over the mountainCreating a huge pooping fountain”

“This is dying everyday. Over and over.”

“Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?”

“When looking at her I imagine my childhood and I live it all over again. Having children is getting to live two lives.”

“Humans are aware of very little, it seems to me, the artificial brainy side of life, the worries and bills and the mechanisms of jobs, the doltish psychologies we've placed over our lives like a stencil. A dog keeps his life simple and unadorned.”

“It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.”

“Prince Ahmad crouched over the headless body, the scout at his side. "you say a mere priest bested you?" "He weilded his sword like a master. I never saw such a display." The prince mocked the soldier. "Then let us pray we don't meet the Pope.”