“The job of a fiction writer is to engage the reader and rip them from reality.”

“If life gives you lemon, squeeze them in people's eyes.”

“Happiness doesn't just flow from success; it actually causes it.”

“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”

“The reason a writer writes a book is to forget a book and the reason a reader reads one is to remember it. ”

“A pervert is anybody kinkier than you are”

“Where were you while we were growing up? Did you not listen at all? We cannot understand God's plan for us. Everything is His will. It might seem like things are falling apart sometimes, but often God has something better in store for us down the line. You will enjoy life much better if you will just relax.”