“The Yanks always wore neckties that leapt out in front of their shirts, as if to announce the awkwardness to follow.”
“Maybe my ploy had worked. I wore a respectable shirt that buttoned down the front, only - whoops! – I must have forgotten to fasten the button over my cleavage. No respectable girl would wear her shirt open that low. (Cough.)”
“A united front announcing a split.”
“He yanked off his shirt, revealing all of his six-pack glory.”
“Who knew knights wore flannel shirts and Led Zeppelin tees?”
“When there's no way out, you just follow the way in front of you.”