“Two blondes walk into a building.You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.”
“spoon, jar, jar jar spoon”
“I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.”
“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.”
“I belong to the secret six. It's so secret I don't even know the other five.”