“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
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“One morning I woke up and was plunged into psychological shock. I had forgotten I was free.”
“I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.”
“Before last night, the most action I had gotten was from a down pillow.”
“I was stealing salt shakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small child, I knew it would one day come to this.”
“I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night," said Ron. "What d'ya think that's gonna mean?""Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry.”