“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.”
“spoon, jar, jar jar spoon”
“A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.”
“Two blondes walk into a building.You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”
“I belong to the secret six. It's so secret I don't even know the other five.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.”