“Two blondes walk into a building.You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”

“Oh, goodie. And here I am without my favorite stake and why is that? Because the ugly winged demon from hell – literally –came after us. Now we got these guys to fight. Well, at least they’re not scaly. (Danger) And they are blond. You like blonds. (Alexion) True, but after looking at them, I think my tastes just changed. I think I’d rather do the demon that one of them. (Danger)”

“The latter think the shortest distance between two points is from a blonde to a bed.”

“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.”

“Soon, the two of them would leave this spot. . . walk into the house and into a whole changed world. . . ”

“Who would fare better in this world of fitful time? Those who have seen the future and live only one life? Or those who have not seen the future and wait to live life? Or those who deny the future and live two lives?”