“if they put an iron circle around your neck I will bite it away”

“The circle of an empty day is brutal and at night it tightens around your neck like a noose.”

“I have seen giraffes in junglejimstheir necks like lovewound around the iron circumstances of the world.”

“Jump into an open grave? What kind of idiot are you?" Butters replied. "I might as well put on a red shirt and volunteer for the away team. There's snow and ice and slippery mud down there. That's like asking for an ironically broken neck.”

“I welcomed the circling sharks but they avoided me as if knowing I preferred their teeth to the chains around my neck my waist my ankles”

“When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with clothes that don’t need ironing.”