“Today, I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.”
“I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.”
“I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.”
“There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.”
“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.”
“What exactly is a french before it's fried?”