“Sex is just sex. Sometimes it’s really good, true, but it’s nothing in da grand scheme a’ things. We may have fucked, but we never made love.”

“The trick to being undead, much like being monogamous, is keeping everything fresh.”

“Pray, Watch, Love - Everyone regardless of the situation or how things may seem as long as you have done all that you could possibly do the man up above will always see you through when your living and applying the truth.....”

“Having sex with your neighbour is not a good idea. Not under any circumstances, nothing good will come of it. It’s a cliché. It’s a soap opera. It’s a bad made for TV movie.”

“A child should never be made to feel that sex and/or his/her sexuality is taboo or a mistake.”

“Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.”

“I have no desire to sleep with you. I want to fuck you. And there is no such thing as perfectly good sex.  If it’s “perfectly good,” I mock in falsetto, “he should be shot in the head and put out of everyone’s misery. Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough. You want me to blow your fucking mind, Ms. Lane? Come on.  Do it.  Be a big girl.”