“The trick to being undead, much like being monogamous, is keeping everything fresh.”
“If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive.”
“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”
“Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.”
“Not being liked was so much worse than being invisible.”
“What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.”