“A Dog can never brag about catching a cat that waited for him.”
“Dogs deserve proper names.""Cats, too?""Cats are entirely different. They catch mice.”
“From CATS ARE KIND"I saw a dog pursuing automobiles;On and on he sped.I was puzzled by this;I accosted the dog.'If you catch one,' I said'What will you do with it?''Dumb cat,' he cried,And ran on.”
“What he doesn't realize is that I'm already standing at the bottom, waiting to catch him. And I never miss.”
“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”
“I know he is really happy, and yet I can never catch him at it.”