“A fool shouts charge when he should retreat, A coward shouts retreat when he should charge and a wise man knows the difference. I charge.”
“If I charge, follow me. If I retreat, kill me. If I die, revenge me.”
“When someone reaches middle age, people he knows begin to get put in charge of things, and knowing what he knows about the people who are being put in charge of things scares the hell out of him.”
“It's like suddenly in the Middle Ages, people figured men should be in charge of women's bodies since they were in charge of pretty much everything else”
“By your logic I should also be in charge of Solinade dances, needlework, and horse thieving.”
“The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.”