“Whenever your in shit theres an asshole behind it.”

“It will be a long road, try not to slip through the cracks.”

“To become straight, you have to transform your cock into a phallus, that well-washed instrument of power The asshole can remain dirty, but you've got to sew it up, forget the half of the penis that joins it, favor external part and confine orgasm to that part”

“Whenever someone implies that history is boring, I bring up Napoleon's penis.”

“Whenever anyone tells me that history's boring, I bring up Napoleon's penis.”

“Let me tell you a secret: every time self-doubt crawls in to your skull, grab that mother by the throat and kick the ever-loving shit out of it. Trust me. You only succeed in this business when you know, absolutely know in your heart you will succeed. It’s like the guy says, if you think you’ll win or you think you’ll lose, you’re right." ~ Ross "Melon-Head" Mellon, to Ellie Bourke”

“In this world, there is a kind of painful progress. Longing for what we've left behind, and dreaming ahead.”