“Our tolerance is part of what makes Britain Britain. So conform to it, or don't come here.”
“Britain is relying on you, Bob, so try not to make your usual hash of things.”
“Here in Britain, of course, it's Thank Fuck We Got Those Weird Jesus Bastards On The Boat Day”
“Who so pulleth out this sword from this stone and anvil is trueborn King of all Britain.”
“I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.”
“America: It's like Britain, only with buttons.”