“eragon and his brother are making me anxious as to what is to come ya?”

“Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.”

“Our tolerance is part of what makes Britain Britain. So conform to it, or don't come here.”

“Very well!” he said. “You shall prove your worth by facing me in a joust!” I’d never heard of an undead lich king challenging someone to a joust. Especially not in a subterranean burial chamber. “All right,” I said uncertainly. “But won’t we be needing horses for that?” “Not horses,” he replied, stepping away from his throne. “Birds.”

“Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.”

“It is on!" Aech shouted into his comlink. "it is on like Red Dawn!”

“Continue your quest by taking the testYes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?”