“Stone me, what a life!”

“It's red hot, mate. I hate to think of this sort of book getting in the wrong hands. As soon as I've finished this, I shall recommend they ban it.”

“Well the you should sue Mc Donald’s because the really fucked you up” *gestures at fat man*”

“Life in Lubbock, Texas taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth, and you should save it for someone you love.”

“I'm sure that sounds odd, but looking at me and seeing me are two very different things.”

“Life is not about finding your limitations; it's about finding your infinity.”

“If only [there] really was a door and [you] could walk through it into another life, where threads didn't snarl and stitches didn't go all tight and tiny. Where people loved you and didn't leave you for someone else.”