“For me, once I've made a cup of tea I belong somehow. It's like I'm marking out my territory, and anyone attempting to come and make a cup of tea on my patch will be dealt with most severely, more likely than not with a counter attack into their territory and the seizure of their milk cartons and shortbread biscuits.”
“I've tried praying. It gives me comfort. But not as much as a cup of tea and a ginger nut biscuit.”
“I feel like a cup of tea with no milk. I just had one. It was disgusting.”
“May you get more out of life than a cup of tea.”
“Oh my dear fellow...should you not be askind, 'Would the tea like the cup?”
“The tea ceremony requires years of training and practice ... yet the whole of this art, as to its detail, signifies no more than the making and serving of a cup of tea. The supremely important matter is that the act be performed in the most perfect, most polite, most graceful, most charming manner possible.”