“No doubt about it! I gotta get a new ass!”

“What you need to give me is to know it is not about you, it’s about me, you gotta suck it up and stand by me, you gotta know, in the end, I’ll work my ass off to make it all worth it to you and you gotta always remember I love you and I have never, not once, said those words to any breathing soul so you also gotta know what that means.”

“Ya gotta love livin', pally, cuz dyin's a pain in the ass!”

“It’s time to serve my Master.” He says, pointing at some steamy thing in the distance. If his master is some type of steam, all I gotta do is get a vacuum and sweep his ass up.”

“Not now John, we've gotta get on.S'cusi dove il bar?Gotta get on.Σε παρακαλώ, πού είναι το μπαρ?Not now John, we've gotta get on.S'il vous plait ou est le bar?Gotta get on, gotta get on.Oy, where's the fucking bar John!Not now John, we've gotta get on.Gotta get on, gotta get on.Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer! Hammer!”

“She can't wear that dress! It's indecent. Her ass is hangin' out."..."Son, take my advice, you gotta get this girl in hand. You can't let her run around with her ass hangin' out. You allow it once, she'll do it again. Trust me, I know.”