“Rufus Cobb was having one of those days. You know … one of those days. You know the ones, the sort of day where you just want to go home and be cruel to a small animal.”
“You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe....”
“I'm going to marry you one day, you know." "Is that a promise?" "If you want it to be.”
“Have you ever had one of those days when something just seems to be trying to tell you somebody?”
“Just another day in my life. This was one of those days when I thought that maybe a new life, a different life, wouldn't be so bad. But where the hell had I put the receipt, and could you return something that was over twenty years old? Where do you go to get a new life when your old one has you so puzzled you don't know how to fix it? Wish I knew.”
“Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you.”