“I see uncool people!”
“Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.”
“Whether it's good for anything or not, cool or totally uncool, in the final analysis what's most important is what you can't see but can feel in your heart.”
“Julie wanted to die of his own whiteness, to be drowned in the tide of his embarrassment on behalf of all uncool white people everywhere when they tried to be cool.”
“Behind closed doors, we're all the fat uncool kid.”
“The longer I live, the more I'm convinced the world is just one big high school, with the cool kids always targeting the uncool.”