“Issues are like assholes, we've all got one," Pam snipped.”
“Pam: "Claude, the mouthwateringly beautiful asshole?”
“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes. ”
“Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.”
“It turns out, Holder doesn’t have an issue with Mormons at all. He just has an issue with assholes.”
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.”