“You’re not a doctor. Remember that.No, but I play one on the internet.”
“Ah, Hollywood. One day, you and I will play Operation. And I'll be the drunk, mad doctor with the hedge trimmer & you will wear the straps”
“Remember, Nick, there are only two people in the universe I care for…and you’re not one of them. (Savitar)”
“I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.”
“Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It's an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles.”
“Change your mind about playing doctor?""No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute.”