“Irony is Fate's most common figure of speech.”
“Irony is the sense of humor of fate.”
“Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony.” The Black Company pg 447”
“All language begins with speech, and the speech of common men at that, but when it develops to the point of becoming a literary medium it only looks like speech.”
“The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.”
“Irony that does not deem itself ironic is the most dangerous irony of all.”